Saturday, February 23

Ansari and the Trition: part 2.

volume 2.

let's continue with the tale of Ansari and the Triton.

but do not forget, keifam plays a part in it as well. so I shall re-phrase my title as Ansari and the Triton: 11s and 12s.

ok. so nevermind about morning showers. I gave up. As long as i do get a shower. Going to 12s isnt bad. I get to watch 8tv news, realising how down-date I am with news back in Msia, all those politics. and Mr. Ong Kah Ting ( or watever), who loves appearing in the media every single day. advertisements, such as Brand's birdnest and the petronas CNY ads.... and 988. visited Gajeh for the whole week, reminiscing the broadgate days....

but then still... it's not good to disturb ppl wat... aiyooyo..

so i think on the monday. he attempts to fix the shower, WITH A BRAND NEW ONE. arent we all excited??!!
however to our dismay, there was a problem with the accuracy of the dimensionality of the machine. it doesn't fit the narrow space of the existing Triton. Poor Ansari. He has to search high and low once again. It's even worse than.. choosing birthday gift for your fussy dad. Which tie does he like? The blue stripy one or the velvety red one?

隔日。

三顧茅盧。

這次準沒錯了吧
總不可能要量身定作一架替換品吧
區區一個不起眼 卻原來如此重要的發明啊
沒有了你 我的生命開始發愁發臭
沒想到原來之前一直忽略您的健康
都是我不好
可為何要如此絕情
說死就死啊?!

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anyway... wat was i saying just then? ah yes. the dimensionality issue. dealt with.
next day. he arrived with another Triton. My position: Jubilee Campus Business Library. MSN.

K: KeeiKeei. D: DaanDaan.

D: I think I am coming back now. going to gajeh's.
K: okie.
K:WAIITTTTT
K: He's here!
K: Give him some time.
D:ok
D:....
D: (pending)
D: (hmm...)
D: ???
D: helloooooo......
K:okie. The shower didn't fit.
D: AGAIN?!! &%*^&. kinda expected it anyway... I think you should give him a ruler to
measure the dimension of the shower PLEASE.
K: nooo.
K: it's the pipe, apparently.
D: OH.
D: it's just another excuse isn't it? next time he will say it's the wrong voltage
K: huh?
D: OH AHAHHAHAHA.

and then it was Thursday. and then Friday.
親愛的你,到底在哪裡?

Friday 7am. aaaaargh. SOOO FREAKING TIRED. i carried 3 freakin bags to school: backpack with academic stuff, huge hand bag and shower bag.
okie.. gogogo. sports centre here i come. I will shower till the last min before SNR3 begins.
7.30am.

sorry miss. the changing room doesnt open till 9am.

#$*^(*&)(*_()R%GHK^%^

RIGHT.

nvm i'll just feel very bleh and go to SNR then.
the girl with 3 bags walks heavily from sports centre to trent.
and she discovers a shower. A SHOWER ROOM. ooooooo salvation!!!!!!!!!!!
such high technology the best shower head i have seen for ages oh my god so excited it's even a shower room and no one's there and oh my god I can have my own shower area and hey it's quite clean oh so happy and oh so smart that i brought my hair dryer and ohh I LOVE YOU KEEI KEEI if not i might walk there being so tired and having the best shower in ages.

***

home.

a car. in front of 13.

identified a guy clossing the booth.

the girl with 3 bags 低頭側臉

***

YY: hello.
DD: Is the shower fixed?
YY: Yes!
DD: ....

***

I just discovered my favorite shower....... and now we have a brand new Triton. not fair!
oh well. it's always good to get back to square 1, aint it?
and this calls for a halt as the entry is getting way too long.
dat's it!

Wednesday, February 20

Ansari and the Trition: part 1.

dedicated to our dear landlord, Mr. Ansari.

We love our landlord.

He spend his pass time coming round our house, helping us fix the easiest chores there is for a man to do, like changing a bulb.

Recently, he finds himself in a position of difficulty. One that challenges his repertoire of "the responsibility of a landlord" checklist; he realised he needs to fix the shower. hmm. If I were him, I will spend some money to get a technician and get them to fix the bloody shower. However, our ever so 熱心的地主 decides to try his luck to overcome the dysfunction of the wiring system of the triton. I shall now begin the tale of: Ansari and the Trition.

***

Volume I:

It was 8.08am in the morning of wednesday, as Yeung Yeung jumps down to a bright sunny day, she identified a problem found in the bathroom. The shower is broken.

hmm. okkkk... so what now? no morning shower! what the hell? I need this shower... I mean i have been showering in the morning for the past few months, hoping to get a kick start to a day as I wake myself up with the hot steam and the aroma of shower gels and fragrant of organic shampoosss.. $%^O&*P**(^&&GW

8.12am.

Hi Ansari. Our shower is not working. Can you come as soon as possible to fix it? This is urgent. Thank you so much.

Later in the morning, as I was sipping a soy latté, he called. AMAZING! for once a problem will be solved so soon. Awww don't we just love our landlord~~ good good. new shower soon to come.. yay.

And then later...

he told me it was a problem within. A mechanical fault in the operation of the shower, hence no water shooting out of the shower head.
woo.. okie. problem identified. solution? yes, find a new shower that fits. and tmr it shall be. a brand new shower. finally something new to add on to this refurbished yet still ever-so-old house.

but... I must have been dreaming!?!

the C.O.R.R.E.C.T. shower machine or whatever you call that (boiler? mixer? ) did not turn up till 9 days later.

the 9 days of not showering at home. I will tell you how keifam cope with it, in the next volume.

till then.
it's sleep time.

Saturday, February 16

the E and the GO

delete
deleting
deleted.

remove the negative energy from this blog and start anew.

think positive.
to win is to think win.

revive
reviving
revived.

revive the good energy good thoughts good feelings.
ultimately
self is the rival
to win or to lose
a matter of overcoming the ego within
to achieve or to fail to achieve
to be or not to be
is a question of competing against depletion of the confidence

to move on and keep moving on
hence
is the key

Wednesday, February 13

二度吶喊

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無助的感覺



能。

Sunday, February 10

失聲會很悲哀的。

請原諒我

我是真的很想

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抱歉,失聲了。

出眾

鶴立雞群的
僅是那
高度 吧

Thursday, February 7

大年初一的腦海


平凡


有什麼好;有什麼不好
就是沒有什麼好;沒有什麼不好
可是今天
天空還是有那麼一點點的
小灰

終究證明
那智慧是天生的宿命
那我的宿命
真的不在這裡
不小心路過
然後就這樣停留了三年

好吧
反正都這樣了
那就這樣下去吧
為了完成而完成
為了繼續而繼續



可是心裡面那深得不見五指的心谷
是有些不甘的
只是多少年了
一直用現實狠狠狠地拍拍拍
讓它保持發麻的狀態

麻木麻醉........



Monday, February 4

請定義 那智慧

些許 困惑
努力不懈與成功
明明沒有絕對交集
卻死都要死撐
只因為要 對得起良心的譴責

不管了
後無退路
就讓慣性定律帶我飛吧