Ansari and the Trition: part 1.

dedicated to our dear landlord, Mr. Ansari.

We love our landlord.

He spend his pass time coming round our house, helping us fix the easiest chores there is for a man to do, like changing a bulb.

Recently, he finds himself in a position of difficulty. One that challenges his repertoire of "the responsibility of a landlord" checklist; he realised he needs to fix the shower. hmm. If I were him, I will spend some money to get a technician and get them to fix the bloody shower. However, our ever so 熱心的地主 decides to try his luck to overcome the dysfunction of the wiring system of the triton. I shall now begin the tale of: Ansari and the Trition.

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Volume I:

It was 8.08am in the morning of wednesday, as Yeung Yeung jumps down to a bright sunny day, she identified a problem found in the bathroom. The shower is broken.

hmm. okkkk... so what now? no morning shower! what the hell? I need this shower... I mean i have been showering in the morning for the past few months, hoping to get a kick start to a day as I wake myself up with the hot steam and the aroma of shower gels and fragrant of organic shampoosss.. $%^O&*P**(^&&GW

8.12am.

Hi Ansari. Our shower is not working. Can you come as soon as possible to fix it? This is urgent. Thank you so much.

Later in the morning, as I was sipping a soy latté, he called. AMAZING! for once a problem will be solved so soon. Awww don't we just love our landlord~~ good good. new shower soon to come.. yay.

And then later...

he told me it was a problem within. A mechanical fault in the operation of the shower, hence no water shooting out of the shower head.
woo.. okie. problem identified. solution? yes, find a new shower that fits. and tmr it shall be. a brand new shower. finally something new to add on to this refurbished yet still ever-so-old house.

but... I must have been dreaming!?!

the C.O.R.R.E.C.T. shower machine or whatever you call that (boiler? mixer? ) did not turn up till 9 days later.

the 9 days of not showering at home. I will tell you how keifam cope with it, in the next volume.

till then.
it's sleep time.